Dude,

Leonard, you know that time, umm, we were sitting around talking about huffing whippits and you asked me where we can get some nitrous oxide, and I said Blue Velvet? And man, I thought you were being sooo rationally pragmatic in the way you were describing things, and you asked “What’s a pragmatic?”. Here’s all you needed to know about movies you haven’t seen, music you don’t listen to, and  shit, really? You haven’t seen Blue Velvet?!

Here, watch this-

Jill & Joel

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